Sunday, April 22, 2007

Water Spout


HAPPY BIRTHDAY Tracy!


Sup Super!? OPPS WAIT A SECOND! I'm supposed to be the super! ... hummm let me think.

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Yes I think you are JUST BARELY OLD ENOUGH now... today I'm going to pass on my water spouting powers!!!!! THIS IS AN EXTREME PRIVILEGE; I hope you realize how important this is. To use these powers effectively you'll have to follow these very important rules;

1) Practice your spouting powers EVERYDAY whilst hiding them from everyone around you
2) Eat water filled products like WATERmelon, WATERbuffalo, and WATERgates to keep your power topped up
3) Only use your power against people, animals and inanimate objects that don't live or exist in water already.
4) Finally the most important GOLDEN RULE WHICH YOU MUST FOLLOW (for fear of losing the very important power you've just gained); you must sing Incy Wincy Spider every time you're caught out in the rain until your next birthday!

Failure to adhere by any of the above rules will result in a very DRY life :0

Cough cough... anyway, thanks for being such a supportive and awesome sister Tracy! Love you very much. And don't ever forget it!

"Out came the sun and dried up all the rain - and the pretty little tracy climbed up the spout again!"

J.o.

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